Hölzle was responsible for Google's first data center efforts

But Google Cloud was mostly okay

Now for the rest of us to catch up

Usually we put puns here, but I didn't want to milk it

Cloud SQL issues are still ongoing

As it bundles AI research channels under new “Google AI” division 

Now a billion dollar a quarter business

Running your AI applications just got a little easier

But AWS remains way ahead

Chips in for a better server

It’s amazing how green you can be when you’re sitting on more than $73 billion in cash